My girlfriend dumped me yesterday cause of something I said to her in bed, need help?

Ok so I was having sex with my girlfriend last night really getting into it when she did a pussy fart and I started laughing and said HAHA YOU QUEEFED! And she got all pissed off at me and said FINE I'M LEAVING! and she dressed up real fast and stampeded out, so how can I get her back?? P.S. She told me in the past Im really good at sex.

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10 Responses to “My girlfriend dumped me yesterday cause of something I said to her in bed, need help?”

  1. Jax Says :

    Talk to her in person. She was probably just embarrassed about the whole thing.

  2. ?Kristina? Says :

    Well you made her feel uncomfortable.
    If I were her I would have done the same thing but not leave you all together.
    Just talk to her and make it up the best way you can think possible.

  3. francis Says :

    hahahaha that is sooo stupid im sorry
    lol
    anyways back to the piont
    just talk to her in person say your are sorry
    its like hmmm…if u cummed really fast and she laughed and said hahahha u can't last or something
    how would u feeL?
    just say sorry buy her flowers or something
    and say bby im an idoit

  4. Meghan J Says :

    That was inconsiderate of you, women can't control that. It happens because you push air into her. What goes in must come out. Maybe she over reacted. But you have to talk to her and not be so upfront about what you find funny.

    P.S When a girl tells you you're good in bed, she is most likely lying. What does that have to do with being dumped anyway.

  5. nicolepalmer@ymail.com Says :

    she was embarrassed. apologize to her and tell her you didn't mean to laugh, that its a normal things for girls to do that and just say that you are sorry and it wont happen again. try surprising her with something nice and special so she will look over what happened. when your doing your special thing tell her that you are sorry.

  6. euqor Says :

    that happens to anyone and tell her to stop acting like a drama queen about it. if she still doesnt understand that she made a huge deal out of nothing, then youre probably better off without her. she sounds too high maintenance and would probably make you walk on eggshells around her for fear of her stomping off in a hissy fit again.

  7. luckylisi426 Says :

    Soooo you just posted a question in this section… 30 minutes ago.. about how you can't find girls and don't have a girlfriend except for the girls you pick up in bars who just want you for your money.

    I have a feeling all of your questions are fake, yes?

    annoying.

  8. Nancy M.i.l.f Says :

    she was probably embarresed tell her you didnt mean to put her on blast you were just kidding.. let her cool off

  9. Katzie Says :

    first of all queefs are ALL YOUR FAULT. you were probably thrusting way to hard, fast, deep, pulling out and then pushing the air back in..but anyway queefs are hilarious. i pee my pants when it happens b/c the sound it so funny. but maybe im just immature and find fart noises funny.

    she needs to get over it b/c its totally normal happens to all girls, and yeah, thats a retarded reason to dump your boyfriend.. lol.

  10. Steve Says :

    You are just too insensitive! :)

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